Oklahoma law makers passed House Bill 1674 which prevents teachers in science classes from penalizing students who contest evolutionary principles with completely unscientific and untestable faith based claims.
This can only be the result of too many generations of in-breeding. There can be no other cause from this kind of complete brain dysfunction. This is a sure sign we are on target to prove that Idiocracy was truly a prophetic film.
The insane douche bag legislators of Arizona are at it again. This time they’re wasting taxpayer time and money with in an attempt to force high school students to swear an oath to God and country. If the students don’t make this pledge, they can’t graduate. Seriously – what the fuck is wrong with these idiots!?!
Stop wasting our time, you fucking morons. Why not spend some time and effort on legislation that actually helps high school students graduate instead of posing restrictions on those that have made it through school. You should be praising them, not trying to get them to pledge an oath, assholes.
Here’s more if you want to learn more about this piece of shit legislation:
The holidays are always full of all kinds of What the FUCK!? moments. Especially when you or your in laws get all blasted on eggnog.
This little gem landed on the couch next to me while we were hanging out and enjoying the holiday festivities. Talk about something more to talk about! HAHA!
Seriously – What the FUCK!? Are you not even reading the stupid shit you are texting? Hmm, let me think… wait I know how to respond “^^^^^^^^^^^^”!
Seriously – what the fuck is up with the “vampires” of Twilight? They are nothing more than a bunch of glitter covered lame ass emo kids. How, why, who got the idea that it is OK to redefine such a classic and amazing mythical creature such as a vampire? Their lore is rock solid, set in stone. It’s not something you simply change because you want to be “original”. There are certain unspoken (unfortunately as they should have been spoken in this case) rules of lore and mythos that make important facts of mythical creatures untouchable. Glittering in the sun, really?
So what next, dragons are now fluffy buffalo that fart raspberry bubble gun?
Seriously – WHAT THE FUCK!?
This owner must really hate Fords. I mean, really, really fucking hates Ford cars. Poor Mustang.