Tag Archives: Car

OMFG Hello Kitty Cruiser

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This is for real. Seriously. No bullshit. No Photoshop. Yep. This made me burst something important in my brain somewhere.

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Phat Phart Tubes are Phucking Awesome

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Need I say more? No, but I’m going to. Apparently this car owner not only wanted the loudest and most annoying farts coming from his stylish car. But how to you kick it up that one extra notch? Well, what do farts do? They stink right. That’s right! Nothing a little trash can fart tube conversion can’t handle.

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The New Golden Chariot of the Future

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Here is a serious gem that should make any sane person mutter “Seriously – What the FUCK” to themselves. Now I have seen craptastic cars pimped in a vain and often funny attempt to make them cooler then they are. But seriously, what the fuck were they thinking with this car? There are so many actually cool things you can spend your hard earned money on then to piss it away like this. Though it is funny that somebody did this on purpose.

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Can a Car Get Any Sexier?

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Can a car get any sexier then a Mazda Miata? You bet it can! Just slap a ridiculously large tail fins on it and you are sure to get noticed by all those hot and sexy blind girls. My, your fin is so… large!

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