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Phat Phart Tubes are Phucking Awesome

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Need I say more? No, but I’m going to. Apparently this car owner not only wanted the loudest and most annoying farts coming from his stylish car. But how to you kick it up that one extra notch? Well, what do farts do? They stink right. That’s right! Nothing a little trash can fart tube conversion can’t handle.

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Truck Nuts is a Sure Sign Owner is Ball-less Fellow

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It’s like a handicap sign for the moronic. Some are very open about the fact they are lacking their own pair of shriveled little fellows. So the Ball-less Fellows feel it is important to advertise this fact by slapping a pair of plastic nuts on their own vehicle. Because as it is with handicap people, who have a difficult time with everyday life, Ball-less Fellows are even more impaired. Sadly though, they may be beyond our help. So do take care and give the Ball-less Fellows all due consideration when you see their own handicap sign, the swinging pair of cheap plastic nuts.

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This Car’s Owner Put Wood Shop To Good Use

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This was obviously a great use of the long hours of grueling labor wood shop class. Unfortunately, I think the angle of this fine spoiler will actually life the car off the ground. Which, if the wooded thing doesn’t break, could be problematic.

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