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True Monsters of Horror Don’t Fucking Sparkle

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Seriously – what the fuck is up with the “vampires” of Twilight? They are nothing more than a bunch of glitter covered lame ass emo kids. How, why, who got the idea that it is OK to redefine such a classic and amazing mythical creature such as a vampire? Their lore is rock solid, set in stone. It’s not something you simply change because you want to be “original”. There are certain unspoken (unfortunately as they should have been spoken in this case) rules of lore and mythos that make important facts of mythical creatures untouchable. Glittering in the sun, really?

So what next, dragons are now fluffy buffalo that fart raspberry bubble gun?

Seriously – WHAT THE FUCK!?

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