Category Archives: People

Dumbass Dog Owner

I think the picture is classic by itself but it helps to also know that she is standing on white stencils that say “No Dogs in Park.” She also walked by a trashcan and another stencil on the sidewalk that say “No Dogs in Park”.  There is also a trashcan in front of her she is obscuring that says “No Dogs in Park”. On her way through the park she will walk by no less than 3 signs, 6 trashcans, and 4 stenciled messages on the sidewalk all announcing the same thing. Yep, you guessed it “No Dogs in Park” All of this on her way to pick up her kid from school. Fucking awesome parenting. Seriously – what the fuck.

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The worst part is that I am sure people see this all of the time, all over the place. For some reason these dumbass fucking people think they they are special. Well you know what. I think they are special, just not in the way they think.  

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Seriously What The Fuck Is Wrong With You In-breeders

Oklahoma law makers passed House Bill 1674 which prevents teachers in science classes from penalizing students who contest evolutionary principles with completely unscientific and untestable faith based claims.

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This can only be the result of too many generations of in-breeding. There can be no other cause from this kind of complete brain dysfunction. This is a sure sign we are on target to prove that Idiocracy was truly a prophetic film.

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Dipshit Douchebag Darwin Day Deniers

Hooray! In a time of space travel, quantum physics, and a level of technology and enlightenment unprecedented in the history of our 4.5 billion year old world, we have finally declared the first ever Darwin Day! It is long overdue. This great new day is meant to celebrate Charles Darwin’s genius and theories on evolution. Evolution has turned out to be one of the most tested and verifiable scientific theories in human history which has held true with literally trillions of pieces of evidence supporting Darwin’s theory of evolution. Finally this great scientific pioneer has earned something he so richly deserves.

Happy First Ever Darwin Day!

It won’t shock you to know that there are still a shit ton of dipshit douchebag Darwin deniers! I’m not talking about a crazy dingbat living off roadkill in the south. Well, maybe that guy too. But also some of the elected leaders of our country. I’m talking about are those insane pastors, community leaders, and propagandists that still think that evolution is wrong. There are far too many people in a position of power that are fighting against evolution who on a daily basis are influencing people and making them dumbererererer…er.

Take this dingle-berry for example: According to The New York Times, Rep. Paul Broun said evolution is one of those “lies to try to keep me and all the folks who were taught that from understanding that they need a savior.”

Seriously -What the FUCK!? We know better. We ALL should know better. What would you say if these same jackasses insisted the world was flat? We know it’s not, because we can see it is round. We can see it FROM SPACE. We ALSO KNOW that evolution is real because WE CAN WATCH AND OBSERVE IT! The world isn’t flat. Evolution is real. FUCK!

So have a happy First Darwin Day! Please for the love that is all that is evolutionary, toss these jackasses out of office, out of leadership roles, toss them out of our lives, and let’s show them that evolution can even work on them!

Happy First Ever Darwin Day!

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Parents of Future Serial Killers

Here’s one for you, just before Valentines Day.

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This is why we shouldn’t let anyone watch the damn Disney princess movies.

Seriously, what the fuck do you think is going to happen in a year or two when the dirty lust wears off and he realizes what he has done. It is not going to be pretty. And the kids, the kids! What ever is going to happen to their poor minds being inundated with such terrible tripe.

Love makes us do stupid things. Or is it the crazy wacked out dirty Disney Princess sex?

For more info and photos of the crime scene check out the story: http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/this-couple-really-really-loves-disney-slideshow/disney-couple-wedding-photo–1498996632.html

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Arizona to Make High School Students Swear an Oath to Graduate

The insane douche bag legislators of Arizona are at it again. This time they’re wasting taxpayer time and money with in an attempt to force high school students to swear an oath to God and country. If the students don’t make this pledge, they  can’t graduate. Seriously – what the fuck is wrong with these idiots!?!

Arizona Asshole Legislators to Force Oath for Diploma

Stop wasting our time, you fucking morons. Why not spend some time and effort on legislation that actually helps high school students graduate instead of posing restrictions on those that have made it through school. You should be praising them, not trying to get them to pledge an oath, assholes.

Here’s more if you want to learn more about this piece of shit legislation:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2013/01/25/arizona-republicans-propose-bill-that-would-not-allow-atheists-to-graduate-high-school/

http://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/blog/business/2013/01/proposed-us-loyalty-oath-for-students.html?page=all

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