I think the picture is classic by itself but it helps to also know that she is standing on white stencils that say “No Dogs in Park.” She also walked by a trashcan and another stencil on the sidewalk that say “No Dogs in Park”. There is also a trashcan in front of her she is obscuring that says “No Dogs in Park”. On her way through the park she will walk by no less than 3 signs, 6 trashcans, and 4 stenciled messages on the sidewalk all announcing the same thing. Yep, you guessed it “No Dogs in Park” All of this on her way to pick up her kid from school. Fucking awesome parenting. Seriously – what the fuck.
The worst part is that I am sure people see this all of the time, all over the place. For some reason these dumbass fucking people think they they are special. Well you know what. I think they are special, just not in the way they think.
Seriously, what the fuck is up with our education? How many argue we have the best there is? Champions of education? I think not! Check out this homework that came home with my kid… in 2013.
And in case you’re saying to yourself, “That’s fine, the answer is just wrong.” That is not the case. This WAS the answer that was on the answer sheet.
So is our education system 30 years behind the curve or is this some wacky Republican outreach to the youth vote? I will let you decide. Either way, Seriously – What the FUCK!?
Oklahoma law makers passed House Bill 1674 which prevents teachers in science classes from penalizing students who contest evolutionary principles with completely unscientific and untestable faith based claims.
This can only be the result of too many generations of in-breeding. There can be no other cause from this kind of complete brain dysfunction. This is a sure sign we are on target to prove that Idiocracy was truly a prophetic film.
This is for real. Seriously. No bullshit. No Photoshop. Yep. This made me burst something important in my brain somewhere.
Hooray! In a time of space travel, quantum physics, and a level of technology and enlightenment unprecedented in the history of our 4.5 billion year old world, we have finally declared the first ever Darwin Day! It is long overdue. This great new day is meant to celebrate Charles Darwin’s genius and theories on evolution. Evolution has turned out to be one of the most tested and verifiable scientific theories in human history which has held true with literally trillions of pieces of evidence supporting Darwin’s theory of evolution. Finally this great scientific pioneer has earned something he so richly deserves.
Happy First Ever Darwin Day!
It won’t shock you to know that there are still a shit ton of dipshit douchebag Darwin deniers! I’m not talking about a crazy dingbat living off roadkill in the south. Well, maybe that guy too. But also some of the elected leaders of our country. I’m talking about are those insane pastors, community leaders, and propagandists that still think that evolution is wrong. There are far too many people in a position of power that are fighting against evolution who on a daily basis are influencing people and making them dumbererererer…er.
Take this dingle-berry for example: According to The New York Times, Rep. Paul Broun said evolution is one of those “lies to try to keep me and all the folks who were taught that from understanding that they need a savior.”
Seriously -What the FUCK!? We know better. We ALL should know better. What would you say if these same jackasses insisted the world was flat? We know it’s not, because we can see it is round. We can see it FROM SPACE. We ALSO KNOW that evolution is real because WE CAN WATCH AND OBSERVE IT! The world isn’t flat. Evolution is real. FUCK!
So have a happy First Darwin Day! Please for the love that is all that is evolutionary, toss these jackasses out of office, out of leadership roles, toss them out of our lives, and let’s show them that evolution can even work on them!
Happy First Ever Darwin Day!